Keith Anderson - Adaliene

The first naked lady I ever saw,
Was that tattoo on my uncle's arm.
On daddy's farm that summer he drove up,
And helped us build that barn.
He rolled up his sleeves,
His arms were lean.
He flexed and made her dance for me.
I turned red and we both laughed.
And hoped my daddy didn't see.

He got all teary-eyed and serious,
When I asked him who she was.
That's Adaliene,
In '63.
I wish you could have met her,
She was everything to me.
Hear it all the time,
Love at first sight.
When I saw that girl I knew I had to love her all my life.
I was just 19 when I got this thing,
And I swear that it still stings,
Everytime I think about my Adaliene.

Get back to work you lazy bums,
My daddy joked,
He's lying son.
Whatever it is he said he did,
You can best believe he's never done.

Mom yelled hey guys,
It's supper time.
Wipe off your feet and wash your hands.
And as we did I said Hey dad,
You ever seen that tattoo dance?

He got all teary-eyed and serious,
He shook his head and said,
Yeah I remember her.
That's Adaliene.
In '63
First time I ever saw your uncle take a drink.
Hear it all the time,
Love at first sight.
When I saw her in his arms I knew he'd love her all his life.

I was 24 in your Grandpa's Ford,
And I paid for all that ink.
Yeah I know all about that Adaliene.

I knew her well,
Hell, all he ever talked about from the moment that he fell
Were those wedding bells,
That house up on the hill.
And how empty and how lonely life would be,
Without his Adaliene.

Hear it all the time,
Love at first sight.
When I saw that girl I knew I'd have to love her all my life.
I was just 19 when I got this thing,
And I swear that it still stings,
Everytime I think about my Adaliene.

Lyrics Detail for Adaliene

Song Title : Adaliene
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - Lost In This Moment

I see your momma and the candles and the tears and roses
I see your daddy walk his daughter down the aisle
My knees starts to tremble as I tell the preacher
'Don't she look beautiful tonight?'
All the wonderful words in my head
I been thinking
You kinow I wanna say them all just right
I lift your veil and angels start singing
Such a heavenly sound

Lost in this moment with you
I am completely consumed
My feelings so absolute
There's no doubt
Sealing our love with a kiss
Waited my whole life for this
Watching all my dreams come true
Lost in this moment with you

I smell the jasmine floating through the air like a love song
Watch my words draw sweet tears from your eyes
We bow our heads as the preacher talks to Jesus
'Please bless this brand new life'
Yeah

Lost in this moment with you
I am completely consumed
My feelings so absolute
There's no doubt
Sealing our love with a kiss
Waited my whole life for this
Watching all my dreams come true
Lost in this moment with you

Lost in this moment with you
I am completely consumed
My feelings so absolute
There's no doubt
Sealing our love with a kiss
Waited my whole life for this
Watching all my dreams come true
Lost in this moment with you
Lost in the moment
In this moment with you
Yeah
Lost in this moment with you

Lyrics Detail for Lost In This Moment

Song Title : Lost In This Moment
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - Closest I've Ever Been

Closest I've ever been to meetin' Jesus was when
Me and Bobby Pinson put up our pink slips on Blue Hole Road
My needle showin' ninety, I flew right by him
Lighting fast 'til I had a bad Goodyear blow
That ol' Chevy rolled and rolled and I know
Heaven must've heart the words beneath my breath and I
Thank God I ain't there yet

[Chorus:]
That's the closest I've ever been
To never seein' my momma again
Found out quick how precious life is
Drive my new truck a little slower than I did
That's the smallest I've ever felt
That's the furthest I've ever fell
Not too far to find out how life ends
That's the closest I've ever been

Closest I've ever been to bein' the devil's friend was when
Shelly gave in to me and him down by the river
I gave her my heart and my jacket, still ain't got 'em back yet
She left me hurtin' and searchin' for love or liquor or whatever
Quicker than I could say sin I slipped further in than I was plannin'
I never shook the devil's hand, but I drank his whiskey and I loved his women

[2nd Chorus:]
That's the closest I've ever been
To tellin' God to hell with Him
Goin' down in flames, and layin' the blame
Why would He ever let her walk away
That's the smallest I've ever felt
That's the furthest I've ever fell
But not too far for God to forgive
And I thank God that's the closest I've ever been
Got it all behind me and every day I'm findin'
Another way to be the best man I can
And I'm the closest I've ever been
Closest I've ever been, closest I've ever been

Lyrics Detail for Closest I've Ever Been

Song Title : Closest I've Ever Been
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - Somebody Needs A Hug

I think it's safe to say you've had a bad day
And somethin' even tells me maybe I should stay away
But I can't, I'm livin' dangerously
Baby, call me crazy, I think I know what you need
Girl, I've got your remedy

[Chorus]
Somebody needs a hug
A little personal attention
Some good ol' lovin' and affection
Yeah, I talkin' full body, good Lord Almighty
Whooo, c'mon and get you some
You need to be wrapped up
Snug as a bug in a rug
A big ol' teddy bear squeeze
Where you can barely breathe
Somebody needs a hug

I see you're not convinced, you're still on defense
And I'd be wise to disappear if I had any sense
But I don't, no obviously
I think I can fix it, baby, don't resist it
Darlin, it's easy to see

[Repeat Chorus]

You start to smile and you're bitin' your lip
And girl I know what that means
You're walkin' over, you're gettin' closer
Looks like you finally see

[Repeat Chorus]

Lyrics Detail for Somebody Needs A Hug

Song Title : Somebody Needs A Hug
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - Sunday Morning In America

[Verse 1]
She dresses up her children and herds them to the car, drives down to the mega-church and can't find a place to park.
Then she feels a little guilty when she takes his name in vein,
so she folds her last two dollars and she drops them in the plate, its morning Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.

[Verse 2]
His back is out of kilter from sleepin on concrete and he'd like to have some breakfast but he'll trade it for a drink,
those early morning joggers their quick to pass him by and the ones that drop a dollar don't they don't dare look him in the eye.
Another Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America. Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.

[Chorus:]
Smell the eggs and bacon, hear the church bells ring, cheerleaders shakin on a big screen TV,
there's Winnebago's and boats on the lake and a red head, freckled face blows out the candles on his birthday cake.
Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.

[Verse 3]
He's hunkered in a bunker with a rifle in his hand, layin his life on the line for every inch of sand.
He dreamin about that freedom that he's been fightin for and the arms that will wrap around him
when he comes walkin through that door, some Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.
Yea Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.

[Chorus:]
Smell the eggs and bacon, hear the church bells ring, cheerleaders shakin on a big screen TV,
there's Winnebago's and boats on the lake and a red head, freckled face blows out the candles on his birthday cake.
Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.
Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.

[Bridge]
Now I know it aint perfect, there's a lot of things wrong in America,
I thank God for those who layed down their lives to call this place my home.

[Chorus 2:]
Smell the eggs and bacon, hear the church bells ring, cheerleaders shakin on a 57 inch big screen TV,
there's trucks on the highway and sail boats on the lake and a red head, freckled face blows out the candles on his birthday cake.
Sunday morning, yea Sunday morning in America.
Its Sunday morning in America, beautiful Sunday morning, Sunday morning in America.

Lyrics Detail for Sunday Morning In America

Song Title : Sunday Morning In America
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - I Ain't Hurtin' Nobody But Me

You'll find me here
From happy hour to closing time
The jukebox is playing the same old song
A hundred times
Bartender looks at me
With the saddest eyes
When I say 'Keep 'em coming, 'till I'm stumbling
The way you did last night'

I ain't hurting nobody but me
Ain't no one wondering when I'm coming home
Ain't nowhere I gotta be
The only heart I'm breaking
Is the broken one inside of me
So take my keys
And pour my drink
But let me be
Cause I ain't hurting nobody but me

There was a time, so many times
I caused her pain
Saw her cry
But I closed my eyes and I wouldn't change
And I became all those things that now I hate
I swore I'd never hurt another
Since the day she left

I ain't huting nobody but me
Ain't no one wondering when I'm coming home
Ain't no where I gotta be
The only heart I'm breaking
Is the broken one inside of me
So take my keys
And pour my drink
But let me be
Cause I ain't hurting nobody but me
I ain't hurting nobody but me

Lyrics Detail for I Ain't Hurtin' Nobody But Me

Song Title : I Ain't Hurtin' Nobody But Me
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - C'mon!

[Verse 1]
I've got diesel on my sleeves,
Been plowin' up a cloud of dust
I just called my buddy steve,
He's been haulin' hay from dawn til dusk!
And cotton-pickin'
Ricky said he's ready for a cold beer
Jimmy called from the party,
Said "Get it in gear,
We got longnecks and long legs waiting for you over here!"

[Chorus]
C'mon C'mon We've been knuckle-bustin back breakin' head-achin' all week long
C'mon yeah, we're looking for some lovin' and a sip of something strong
Gonna get it right even if it's wrong
We gotta get it 'for the gettin's gone
C'mon C'mon

[Verse 2]
Drew brought his home brew a little bit'll get you lit up
And the twins are in from school lookin' good in their six inch pumps
Tommy's tanked up spittin' game like an auctioneer
And that rockin' little red head whispered in my ear,
"Let's go walkin' through the riverbed and get outta here!"

[Chorus 2x]

Lyrics Detail for C'mon!

Song Title : C'mon!
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - Break My Heart

I've got a half o' jar of moonshine, some whiskey and some cheap wine
Leftover form the last time that you said your last goodbye
That's what you want, bring it on
And a big ol' stack of leavin' songs just waitin' to be turned back on
And I'll crank them up and sing along the second that your gone
So, go ahead, bring it on

[CHORUS:]
Break my yeah, shoot me down, I know I can take it now
Don't wait any longer, it'll only make me stronger
Break my heart, get it over with, get on with your goodbye kiss
Girl it's now or never 'cause its the last time that you'll break my heart

That little blond down at the club, the one you're so jealous of
Well late last night she called me up and heard that we're breaking up
That's what you want, bring it on
Now my buddies that you hated, they always knew we wouldn't make it
So they'r taking me to Vegas and I hate to keep 'em waitin'
Go ahead, bring it on

[REPEAT CHORUS:]
Break my yeah, shoot me down, I know I can take it now
Don't wait any longer, it'll only make me stronger
Break my heart, get it over with, get on with your goodbye kiss
Girl it's now or never 'cause its the last time that you'll break my heart

Do what you're gotta do
I guess somebody's dotta lose
But I'll get over you

[REPEAT CHORUS:]
Break my yeah, shoot me down, I know I can take it now
Don't wait any longer, it'll only make me stronger
Break my heart, get it over with, get on with your goodbye kiss
Girl it's now or never 'cause its the last time that you'll break my heart

Lyrics Detail for Break My Heart

Song Title : Break My Heart
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - Crazy Over You

Can you tell
By the spell that im under
This fella wonderin if he'll ever get next to you
Is there a chance getting through
Well you never seem to notice me
No matter what I do
But everbody in town knows im crazy over you

Theres no show
Theres no coffee or kisses
The doctors says this is the last thing I'll every do
I'd break right in two
Well you never seem to notice me
No matter what I do
But everybody in town knows im crazy over you

Everybody knows that im been after you girl!
Come on sweet baby lets get it over
Give it up darlin' ill make you all mine
We can be together lovin all the time
All the time!

Can you tell
By the spell that im under
This fella wonderin if he'll ever get next to you
Is there a chance gettin through
Well you never seem to notice me
No matter what I do
Well everybody in town knows im crazy over you

Turn your pretty head away
Im acting like a fool
Well everybody in town

Knows im crazy over you
Im crazy over you
Crazy, Crazy, Crazy!

Yeah!

Lyrics Detail for Crazy Over You

Song Title : Crazy Over You
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - She Could've Been Mine

I remember summer 1993
She was tall and blonde and tan and man, she was all in love with me
She started talkin' 'bout our future and it scared me half to death
So I ran away but to this day her memory takes my breath
You should've seen her smile
You should've heard her laugh
And oh the way her eyes would dance
When she brushed her hair back

[Chorus]
She could've been mine
She would've been in another place and time
And now and then I go there in my mind
She would've been
She should've been
She could've been mine

Home for the holidays, a friend's party New Year's Eve
I turned around and found familiar blue eyes staring back at me
A little girl came runnin' up and took her by the hand
And a memory in miniature said, "Mommy, who's that man?"
You should've seen her little smile
You should've heard her little laugh
Oh the way her eyes just danced
When she brushed her hair back

[Repeat Chorus]

Lyrics Detail for She Could've Been Mine

Song Title : She Could've Been Mine
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - I Still Miss You

I've changed the presets to my truck,
So those old songs don't sneak up.
But they still find me
And remind me
Yeah you come back that easy.
I've tries restaurants I've never been to
Ordered new things off the menu
That i never tried
'Cause you didn't like,
but two drinks in and you're by my side

[Chorus:]
I've talked to friends
Talked to myself
Talked to god
I prayed like hell
But i still miss you
I tried sober I tried drinkin'
I've been strong and I've been weak
But I still miss you.
I've done everything move on like I'm supposed to
I'd give anything for one more minute with you
I still miss you
I still miss you baby

I never knew til you were gone
How many pages you were on
It never ends I keep turning
And line after line and you are there again
I don't know how to let you go
You are so deep down in my soul
I feel helpless so hopeless
Its a door that never closes
No I don't know how to do this

[Chorus]

I've talked to friends
I've talked to myself
I've talked to God
I prayed liked hell but I still miss you
I tried sober I tried drinking
I've been strong and I've been weak
And I still miss you
I've done everything
Move on like I'm supposed to
I'd give anything for one more minute with you
I still miss you yeah

I still miss you
I still miss you...... yeah.... yeah.....

Lyrics Detail for I Still Miss You

Song Title : I Still Miss You
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : C'mon!
Album Year : 2008

Keith Anderson - I'll Know When I Get There

From town to town, an' job to job,
Livin' in cars 'n parkin' lots.
A good hot meal an' a place to sleep,
Are things you miss when you're chasin' dreams.
Playin' bars for tips in a jar,
Middle of nowhere County Fairs.
Talent shows, rodeos... any old stage with a microphone.
For a chance to sing, I'd do anything,
An' it feels like I've lost everything.
I just gotta believe it's down that road somewhere,
'Cause I'll know when I get there, yeah.

Callin' cards in old payphones.
Momma cries: "When you comin' home.
"Do you need any money? Are you sure?
"Are you eatin' well? Are you goin' to Church?"
"GAC, CMT...
"We still ain't seen you on TV.
"We keep turnin' on that radio,
"Still wantin' to hear them songs you wrote.
"Dad wants to know all the stars you met.
"Do you ever see Dolly? Are you famous yet?"
I just say: "Momma, keep me in your prayers...
"And I'll know when I get there."

I don't know if it's worth it.
And I don't know if I'm good enough.
All I know is I'm givin' it all I've got.
And I'll know when I get there.

From town to town, an' job to job,
Livin' in cars 'n parkin' lots.
A good hot meal an' a place to sleep,
Are things you miss when you're chasin' dreams.
It's hard to tell just where you're at,
When you're lookin' for somethin' that ain't on a map.
I just gotta believe it's down that road somewhere,
And I'll know when I get there.
I'll know when I get there.
I'll know when I get there.
Yeah, oh, when I get there.

(I'll know when I get there.)
From town to town, an' job to job,
Livin' in cars on parkin' lots.
Yeah. Ooh ooh.

(I'll know when I get there, get there.)
Ooh ooh. (Get there.)
(I'll know when I get there, get there.)
Ooh ooh. (Get there.)

(I'll know when I get there, get there.)
From town to town, an' job to job,
Good hot meal an' a place to sleep.

(I'll know when I get there.)
When I get there.

Lyrics Detail for I'll Know When I Get There

Song Title : I'll Know When I Get There
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - The Clothes Don't Make The Man

My brother's got a black an' white picture
With numbers 'cross his chest
An' he'll do 15 years if his behavior stays at it's best
He took the blame to save his best friends name
When a job that went bad down in Birmingham
Yeah, but he don't mind that orange suit cause he knows that clothes don't make the man

Two cells down from where my brother lays his head
The walls that go Amazing Grace an' quotes of scriptures that man once read
When he prayed upon the little souls of all those boys that did not understand
But you can wear a robe that's laced with gold
But The Clothes Don't Make The Man

Designer names
Rips and stains
Shouldn't tell you who I am
Cause sometimes angels hid their wings
An' the Devil's dressed like a lamb
Yeah, The Clothes Don't Make The Man

They all laughed an called him names when he said that he was sent to be their king
You don't even own a home
You've got simple clothes an' sandals on your feet
Stripped of his pride
He was crucified
On a cross with nails of haterd in his hands
But he rose from the grave in 3 days
Yeah, The Clothes Don't Make The Man

Designer names
Rips and stains
Shouldn't tell you who I am
Cause sometimes angels hid their wings
An' the Devil's dressed like a lamb
Yeah, The Clothes Don't Make The Man

Designer names
Rips and stains
Shouldn't tell you who I am
Cause sometimes angels hid their wings
An' the Devil's dressed like a lamb
Yeah, The Clothes Don't Make The Man

They don't make the man
They don't make the man
They don't make the man
Woo...
Yeah...
Whoa, don't make the man
Don't make the man, yeah
Ohh...
Yeah-eahh...

Lyrics Detail for The Clothes Don't Make The Man

Song Title : The Clothes Don't Make The Man
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - Every Time I Hear Your Name

Fin'lly got over that song of ours; stopped chasin' little red sports cars,
To check the license plates an' I quit drivin' by your place.
Back makin' the rounds at our old haunts... Honky Tonks, restaurants.
An' seein' some of our old friends... it feels good to dance again.
An' I can fin'lly smell your perfume an' not look around the room for you.
An' I can walk right by your picture in a frame an' not feel a thing.

But when I hear your name,
I feel rain fallin' right out of the blue sky.
An' it's the fifth of May, an' I'm right there starin' in your eyes.
An' nothin's changed, an' we're still same.
An' I get lost in the innocence of a first kiss,
An' I'm hangin' on to every word rollin' off of your lips...
An' that's all it takes, an' I'm in that place,
Every time I hear your name.

Got someone special in my life... everyone thinks she'd make a great wife.
Dad says he thinks she's the one... reminds him of Mom when she was young,
But it's way too soon to be talkin 'bout rings; don't wanna rush into anything.
She's getting over someone too, kinda like me an' you.
An' she talks about him every once in a while, an' I just nod my head an' smile,
'Cause I know exactly what she's goin' through... yeah, I've been there too.

An' when the conversation turns to you,
I get caught in a "you were the only one for me",
Kinda thought, an' your face is all that I see.
I know I can't go back when I still go back.
An' there we are, parked down by the riverside,
An' I'm in your arms about to make love for the first time,
An' that's all it takes, an' I'm in that place,
Every time I hear your name.

So I'm thinkin' 'bout the words I left unsaid.
(Every time I hear your name.)
Stop tryin' the change the things I can't change.
(Every time I hear your name.)
In my heart I know you're gone, but in my head,

I feel rain fallin' right out of the blue sky.
An' it's the fifth of May, an' I'm right there starin' in your eyes.
That's all it takes, an' I'm in that place.
An' there we are, parked down by the riverside,
An' I'm in your arms about to make love for the first time.
An' I can't explain, but I'm in that place,
Every time I hear your name.
Every time I hear your name.
(Every time I hear your name.)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
(Every time I hear your name.)
Ah ah.
Every time I hear your name.

Lyrics Detail for Every Time I Hear Your Name

Song Title : Every Time I Hear Your Name
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - Pickin' Wildflowers

Hey baby whatcha doin' this evening?
Can you meet me down at the railroad tracks?
I got Tom Petty playin' in my Silverado,
And I iced down a six-pack.

Hey Daisy don't you worry 'bout your mama,
Like 007 we can keep it covert.
Undercover on the ground by the water
Gonna get a little peace... on earth.

[Chorus:]
Baby whatcha say we go pickin' wildflowers?
Got a spot way back in the woods.
Sneak away for a couple of hours,
You and me baby, pickin' wildflowers.

Hey baby, Mother Nature is waitin'
And love's bloomin' like a cherry tree.
Let's buzz around, maybe do some pollenating,
Dive on in like honey bees.

[Repeat Chorus]

Take a trail ride if you know what I mean.
Hey baby won't you come with me?

[Repeat Chorus X2]

Lyrics Detail for Pickin' Wildflowers

Song Title : Pickin' Wildflowers
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - Lazy With Your Love

Common baby...
The alarm goes off and I smell the morning coffee
I hear your shower running, here goes another day
So I get up, pull back the shower curtain,
Climb on in baby, let it rain

Yeah, I got a million things to do and I know you do too
Call your boss, I'll call mine, got some lovin' that's overdue
Follow me, take my hand, the bed's still warm
Leave this busy world outside and get lazy with your love

Lazy with your love
Let's take all day, we're in no rush
You're amazing when we touch,
You drive me crazy
When I get lazy with your love

The sunlight through the window dances on your skin,
My fingers memorize your body and I fall in love again
You look deep inside of me and I realize
That everything I'll ever need is in your eyes

And I get lazy with your love
Let's take all day, we're in no rush
You're amazing when we touch
You drive me crazy when I get lazy with your love

And I get lazy with your love
Let's take all day we're in no rush
You're amazing when we touch
You drive me crazy
When I get crazy with your love

And I get lazy. Oooooh yeah.

Lyrics Detail for Lazy With Your Love

Song Title : Lazy With Your Love
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - Plan B

Well, I heard that you met somebody,
An' I heard that the wedding was nice.
Well, it happened kinda sudden,
Hey, but true love doesn't have to think about them kinda things twice.
Now you got your man an' right on your hand is that 2.2 Marquis.
Now for me, it looks like Plan B.

Well, I won't say the news didn't shock me,
That it didn't kinda take me by surprise,
'Cause you'd headed out west to find yourself,
An' you found yourself some guy.
Now you'd always said that we'd be wed by the time you were twenty-three.
Now for me, it looks like Plan B.

Well, I gotta be strong, I gotta be tough,
Gotta believe that I'm man enough,
To chalk it all up to "it never was meant to be".
Yeah, it's gonna be hard but I've gotta begin,
To dust off my dreams an' dream 'em again,
'Cause I've gotta crazy to think you still love me...
(Ahhh.)
So that means just me and old Plan B.

Well, at first I thought: "Hell, it doesn't matter.
"I'd give it a year at best."
But then somebody told me you were startin' to show,
An' they had to let out your weddin' dress.
Hell, man I can hear that door slam from LA all the way to Big D,
Leavin' me with ol' Plan B, yeah.

Well, I gotta be strong, I gotta be tough,
Gotta believe that I'm man enough,
To chalk it all up to "it never was meant to be".
Yeah, it's gonna be hard but I've gotta begin,
To dust off my dreams an' dream 'em again,
'Cause I gotta crazy to think you still love me...
(Ahhh.)
So that means just me and old Plan B.
Yeah, that means it's just me an' ol' Plan B.
Plan B.

Oh, Goodbye.
Plan B.
Oh yeah, yeah.

Lyrics Detail for Plan B

Song Title : Plan B
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - Stick It

Red lipstick on my blue collar.
An' her number in Maybelline black eye liner.
Written on a napkin in my back pocket.
She found it right there right before she washed it.
Well, I started back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin',
Tellin' her where I'd been an' how she was just a friend.
She said: "You know I know that ain't the truth,
"But if that's the story you're stickin' to."

Well, you can stick it where the sun don't shine,
Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a ride.
We'll drive back to that waterin' hole,
Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold...
Suck a little salt 'n lime, (Suck a little salt 'n lime.)
Under that neon light.
Gonna take my sorry behind,
An stick it where the sun don't shine.
Have me a good time.

Got a call from Woodrow.
"Hey, bro, you're wardrobe's throwed all over the lawn."
"There's a lot of black smoke comin' from your bass boat,
"An' your ol' lady's cussin' an' a-carryin' on."
So I told Woodrow: "Put her on the cell 'phone."
He said: "I can't bro, she's got me in a choke hold.
"Doin' that tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow."
"Hello? Woodrow? Hello?
"Oh, is that you, baby? Do what?"

She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine."
Gonna take her advice an' stay all night.
Sit back down at this waterin' hole,
Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold...
Suck a little salt 'n lime, (Suck a little salt 'n lime.)
Under that neon light.
Gonna take my sorry behind,
An stick it where the sun don't shine.
An' have me a good time.

She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine."
Gonna take her advice an' stay all night.
Sit back down at this waterin' hole,
Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold...
Suck a little salt 'n lime, (Suck a little salt 'n lime.)
Under that neon light.
Gonna take my sorry behind,
An stick it where the sun don't shine.
An' have me a good time.

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine.")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night.)
Stick it where the sun don't shine.
(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold...)
Hey, bartender, want you to pour me another one,
An' make it real strong.

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine.")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night.)
I bet ol' Woodrow should be here any minute now.
He's gonna need one too.

(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold...)
Ah hell, just bring me the whole bottle,
Looks like I'm gonna be here a while.

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine.")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night.)
There's Woodrow now.
Oh, damn man, that looks bad.

(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold...)
Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend that way?

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine.")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night.)
Hey brother, did you get all my clothes?
I might need a place to stay to stay for a while.

(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold...)
She's damn tough, ain't she?

Stick it where the sun don't shine,
Yeah.

Lyrics Detail for Stick It

Song Title : Stick It
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - XXL

Well Momma was exhausted after she had me,
it took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me.
Doctor turned to momma and shook his head,
whiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said ,
"This boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell,
ooo bpppp momma he's a double X L!"

By second grade I was 5' 2"!
By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe!
In eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall,
and the coaches had me playing High School football.
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL!
ooo bbppp son, you're a double XL!"

Double XL, Double XL!
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.
Double XL Double XL!
Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held,
ooo bbbppp baby Im a double XL!

Here we go!

Country cuties in Texas,
string bikinis in Florida,
Barbie Dolls driving Lexus, out in California.
A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold,
they want a real man with meat on his bones!
I'll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Belles,
they say "ooo bbbppp we love a double XL!"

[Chorus]

Double XL solo!

Well double XL double XL
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double XL, double XL!
Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,
ooo bppp baby Im a double XL!
Well if you ahve any doubts
you can see for yourself,
why all the girls love a double XL
ooo bppp yeah Im a double XL!

YEAAAH!

Oh boy!

Triple XL too!

Lyrics Detail for XXL

Song Title : XXL
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005

Keith Anderson - Podunk

Same Saturday night, same ol' crowd
Draggin' Main to the Safeway then turn back around
'Til curfew and then head down to the river's edge and get drunk
Ain't nothing new what else you gonna do out in Podunk

Well I knew this six-string was my ticket out
No flashin' red light was gonna slow me down
18 years old everything that I owned in the back of that truck
I put a dip in my mouth and I headed straight out outta Podunk

[1st Chorus:]
Goodgye, daddy looked me in the eye said go where you gotta go
But don't forget to call home
And momma cried keep Jesus in your life and I hugged her one last time
And then I headed down the roadin a dusty cloud of smoke
Out of Podunk

[Bridge:]
A lot of years gone by showin' on my face
Nothing in this life that time hasn't changed
I chased a lot of dreams and some of them came true
Ain't it funny how the very place I ran from is the place I'm runnin' to

Another Saturday night singin' to the same ol' crowd
Still playin this six-string but things are different nowI met one
of those girls turn your whole world around girls
And wouldn't you know it
We got our eyes on a house 'bout a hundred miles south
Out in Podunk

[2nd Chorus:]
Goodbye, her daddy looked me in the eye
And said go where you gotta go son but don't forget to call home
And her momma cried sadi keep Jesus in your life and we hugged her one last time
Then we headed down the road to start a family of our own
Out in Podunk

[Repeat 2nd Chorus 2x]

Lyrics Detail for Podunk

Song Title : Podunk
Artist : Keith Anderson
Album : Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll
Album Year : 2005